Is sex with aliens wrong..?

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Or is it just, well…you know…different?

Because as a scifi fanatic who works hard each and every day to keep his finger – or whatever – on the pulse…or whatever…of whatever is going on in the scifi universe, I find it necessary to pose this very important question. Mostly because I came across someone else who posed the question on one of my favorite sci fi sites, Black Science Fiction Society,  and it kinda clicked in my head like, “Hey, this would be a good question I could ask too.”

So then I decided to do what most intrepid researchers like to do when researching important stuff, which was to Google it. Yep, I did indeed Google the topic, “Sex with Aliens.” And you know what? Turns out there are quite a few freaks out there, man. Seriously.

This from Buzzfeed, where a particular woman claims she did the deed with an otherworldly sort and it just plain launched her into orbit…

The best part of this video (besides the set design) happens right away, when the British man with gray hair says “out of this world orgasms.” (Get it? Literally.) In the interview, Cohen claims to have an Octopus Man boyfriend named Ian, as well as various encounters with cat people (whom Cohen says are “extremely charged, sexually”), reptilians, and greys.

Oh, and here’s the video, in case you’re interested. But how can you not be. Sex with aliens, man. You know?

And then there’s this hot tale printed in Metro, a UK publication, which comes with the following helpful warning at the top of the article:

WARNING: GRAPHIC ALIEN NUDITY

How can you not love this? And there’s more from the artist who claims he lost his virginity from a space babe named Crescent. I mean just the name alone…

David Huggins says he has fathered several half-human, half-alien children – and has shown off a painting with alien women holding up weird hybrid babies he claims are his.

‘I just lay down on the ground and she got on top of me. I have no idea why me. I just don’t know,’ he says of his first encounter with the voluptuous Crescent, who resembles Gene Simmons of Kiss, but with breasts.

Gene Simmons with breasts? I’m sweating already. But then there’s this…

From ParaResearchers:

“In 1957, 23 year old Antonio Villas Boas was a Brazilian farmer by trade. For several nights he and his brother had seen strange lights in the sky with one coming so close to their home that they had to close the shutters on the windows to keep the light out. Antonio was ploughing a field alone one night to avoid the heat of the day, when suddenly a UFO approached and landed near him. His tractor had died so he tried to run for it. Several small humanoid creatures captured him and took him into the saucer.

“The creatures wore some kind of tight fitting full length outfits and soft helmets which covered all but their eyes. Lenses may have distorted the appearance of their eyes which seemed tiny with a blue tint to them.

“His clothing was removed and some kind of liquid was applied to his entire body. He was then led into another room where there appeared to an examining table. Two creatures removed a small amount of blood from his chin and left. From vents in the wall he noticed puffs of smoke or vapour that made him sick to his stomach, after vomiting he felt a little better.

“Now in walks a completely naked woman with hair so blonde it was almost white. She had elongated blue eyes and very pale skin with a concentration of freckles on her arms. She had high cheekbones, normal nose and a mouth with thin, almost non-existent lips, and a very pointed chin. Her underarm and pubic hair was almost blood red. She had the most beautiful body that Boas had ever seen.”

Beam me up, baby. Beam me UP.

 

 

 

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2 Comments

salim

2015-05-25 16:04:20 Reply

none of this, for me, even begins to touch the depths of Octavia Butler’s treatments of this theme. One of her best short stories and an entiee series of novels explores this much more realistically, profoundly, and thoughtfully.

    kaoblues

    2015-05-27 22:12:46 Reply

    Hey believe me I was just funning with this one, Salim. Wasn’t even trying to go deep. Was in one of those moods I guess..

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