Fire and Wanda, Chapter 3, Scene 2
/ April 3, 2015 0 COMMENTS

The first thing I noticed was that she was sucking on a lollipop. The second thing I noticed was that the way she was sucking on that lollipop was giving me an erection that could pound Mt. Rushmore into dust. She grinned slyly, then giggled. “So who you?” she asked. I cleared my throat. “Alton.”…

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The Mayonnaise Murders Movie
/ April 2, 2015 0 COMMENTS

OK, actually it’s the promo video. But it’s still pretty cool. At least I think so. Because, why wouldn’t I? Enjoy.

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Who Stole the Zmulobeast? Chapter 3, Scene 4
/ April 2, 2015 0 COMMENTS

“Ahem, Chief? I’d like to tell everyone what I know about the Zmulobeast if I may.” “What’s that? Oh…sure, Zippy. Sure. Go ahead.” “Thank you. You see, the Zmulobeast was a gift from my people, my fellow Acabaguans, to yours, the Earthlings. It was a secret and experimental gift of sorts. At the time the…

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Trevor Noah is not Jon Stewart. And that should be allowed.
/ April 1, 2015 2 COMMENTS

  Never heard of Trevor Noah until the announcement that he was going to be ‘the guy’ replacing Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. And had he not been chosen as ‘the guy,’ there’s a pretty good chance I may never have heard of him. But he has, and I have, and that’s where it…

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The Mayonnaise Murders, Chapter 5, Scene 3
/ April 1, 2015 0 COMMENTS

Like I said, it was a long haul to the next safe shack, which meant Beardy had all the time he needed to start fillin us in on what the real deal was. I was kinda surprised how easy he spilled his story. “DUDE. Okay. Check this out, `cause this is what’s happenin. And man,…

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